Questions to You

How do you personally lay out your work ie software who do you show it to? How do make it as a professional? How do you break into the industry Continue reading →

Ask a Stupid Question; Get a Punch in the Mouth

Why do Ants burst in flames when I look at them through a magnifying glass on a lovely sunny day? Why do Ginger Wigs exist? Why is there no Latin Continue reading →

In The Great Big Fucked Up Way

I told a girl I liked, I liked another girl in the great big fucked up way, in the great big crying fucked up way Please write me in your Continue reading →

Yogurt Flavoured Yogurt

Pete Dud, this is a yogurt flavoured yogurt Dud What do you mean? Pete Well you can get Banana, Strawberry and Cherry, well this is a yogurt flavoured yogurt Dud Continue reading →

Fireside Nipple Cat Haiku

Skip printed snow prints Sharp bounding scratching green orbs Door now, cold over

Jerry Sadowitz, Wave Your Magic Wand

Jerry Sadowitz is a grumpy git Top hat, Curly hair and endless prop kit Stomach hurts when he does a shit Bad mouth and tricks drags him from a pit Continue reading →

Wet-ner?

Oh mum, oh mum why does father not breathe? He died; crossing the road drunk and viewing And people watched his explosive spewing No single person ran to his poor Continue reading →

The Buzz Lightyear Video Villain Theft

A kid came and took my Buzz Lightyear Video; Video shows you how long ago it was. I only watched it once. It took up space, there was tape inside it Continue reading →

Don’t Go Down in the Cellar

The little boy has been told “don’t go down in the cellar” The little boy becomes curious of what’s down there. The little boy starts to go crazy thinking about Continue reading →

A Ghost Worm Called Rabbit

In this place In this space My favourite place   I, the irreligious I get the call, to come, to create life and death Develop mind of Boy and girl Continue reading →